Thursday, April 23, 2009

She's the Jerk

If you screw up in the military, someone will care. And there will be consequences. Sometimes even death. What’s up with men nowadays who just do whatever they feel like, at any given moment, and fully expect that everything will be cool? Did they not learn consequences from mommy and daddy?

"I believe in relationship accountability. If more women held their date-mates accountable for deplorable behavior, the jerk-pool would be much more shallow. How about giving that kick to the curb some strategic direction, ladies? Put some effort into it!

Personally, I have drop-kicked a guy still living with his parents back onto their doorstep for further basement incubation. I then returned an intelligence officer who secretly married another woman inside his house half-way through our two year relationship back to her -- and handed the classified documents he would leave on my coffee table, presumably because he was too cheap to buy me jewelry, back to his superiors.

And perhaps most prominently, I returned the founder of Wikipedia, who announced our breakup on the site, back to the Internet -- by auctioning off on eBay the clothes he left behind. Some “men” might find this sort of accountability downright terrifying -- but obviously they have never been on a battlefield."

Rachel Marsden, what a spoiled, worthless, rich piece of crap you are. You're just playing on some kind of Sex&the City archetype because you think your readers fantasize about being more like you. You know most people don't have the chance to fling with slick entrepreneurial types because they take responsibility to have a positive effect on other people's lives even if that means giving up the slightest bit of reputation.

I know people who never achieve anything because they chose to invest in family instead of wealth. Sometimes people are not even given the time to make the right choice and have to live with it. But with your track record kicking the curb I guess you wouldn't know about that. Why don't you lock yourself in the basement until you understand your contribution to the problem and that nobody deserves to be lied to.

Sometimes people mess with you and the way you perceive the utility of any given situation. Sometimes a gun is a lethal weapon. Sometimes a car is a lethal weapon. Sometimes I guess people don't want to see it that way because they believe they are created to be better than other people and it's their duty to crap on the unwashed masses. It's all over the news, somebody lost, somebody won, and all excuses are valid. Who cares as long as the big mouths have something to blab about.

Now I expect your next article in response to be a harpy's swan song about the indignity of the homeless.


I do however know all about this part of the article:
There are certain codes of behavioral conduct in the military.

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