Look How I Suffer!

After walking barefoot for more than a kilometer around the village in scorching heat, the drama ended at a man-made hill where 11 men were nailed to crosses with three-inch nails driven into their hands and feet.

Three-inch nails? Why not Nine Inch Nails and f#king rok out to that sh#t!
BOW DOWN TO THE ONE YOU SERVE!

YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!

Typical borderline demonic left-wing skewering of religion. So the question is when they're putting themselves up on a cross pretending to be holy, to tweak or not to tweak? While they're up there seeking fame and fortune why not sell drugs to their family, that ought to set them straight. Oh the humor, make them do it again it's so funny I can't stop laughing! They must be so angry to be so stupid, our glory is their pain as we celebrate our victory over the scowling stupid people. Woe, woe!

"Monsignor Pedro Quitorio, spokesman of the Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines, said the church discourages such rituals because the penitents were expecting rewards for hurting themselves.

"We only encourage the faithfuls to fast, pray and confess their sins," Quitorio told Reuters. "We can't stop the practice. It is not necessary, but the church has no police power. These rituals challenge us to guide our flock on the true teachings of the Catholic church."

Oh is that it, no blood or brain-eating zombies? Damn that's like some boring G-rated sh#t. Sweat it b#tch f#king f#ggot f#king kill yourself die and go to hell. Careful you'll make grandma fall off her walker, ya'll. Run back to your cross little f#ggot, it calls to you! Oh how I tease you, how I kill you, no I tease you! Kill yourself you're not worth the effort HA!

VLAAAAAHHGGH!
I'M THE BOOGEY-MAN! WHAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Now take your beating because I tell you how stupid you are!