Rent Free

Political satire is easy to write when you let a head full of goblins out to play.
Democrats are sadly FAR BEYOND parody...

Muslim superhero fighting bigotry on San Francisco buses 
Ms Marvel has been drafted in by culture jammers in San Francisco to protest against Islamophobic adverts – it’s the latest chapter in comic book diversity

Muslim Cartoonist in Support of Ideology that Executes Cartoonists
 A cartoonist is carrying water for the ideology that kills cartoonists. A Muslim superhero is designed to promote a positive image of Muslims being used against the freedom of speech. The Charlie Hebdo slaughter was the Sept. 11 attack on free speech and free men. G. Willow Wilson and her Kamala Khan have enlisted on the wrong side. Kamala Khan has become a symbol of the war against the freedom of speech.

The left's war on free speech shared with their Sharia brethren is leeching over to #gamergate. Silly liberals when will they learn at some point they have to take to the streets and get their own hands dirty?

By asserting Islam or Political Correctness the collective fears satire and I will not comply.

Hashtag Activism

White House Refuses to Call Taliban 'Terrorists'
'I don't think that the Taliban, um -- the Taliban is an armed insurgency'

No Common Ground

Undercarriage Eater

Christianophobia

Sociologists Warn of 'Christianophobia' Among Progressive Activists

Not His Dream

Throw the Jew Down the Well

Administration Official Criticizes Israeli Ambassador Over Netanyahu Visit

It's Getting Nasty

Anti-Islam Bus Ads Are Being Defaced With Art of Marvel’s Kamala Khan

Neither side believes the other side's research.
Neither side believes either side's bunking rebunking debunking.

 So you know what?

Check Your Privilege

How Much Is That Psychology Degree Worth?

Now About Idiots

Chris Kyle is a dishonorable LIAR, not a HERO, says bottom-feeder Jesse Ventura


Bill Gates: I feel stupid for only speaking English

About Brainwashed Idiots

Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week

'We will cut off your head in the White House'

I see what you did there

Party at the NSA

Limited free speech isn’t free speech
 

Blame Blizzard

Americans Should 'Give A F*ck' About Climate Change, Not DeflateGate

I'm So Cereal

Why serious people discount Fox News

 

And Now #gamergate

The reality is that, in America today, there are two types of people: those who understand that statement and those who don’t. Gamers, and non-gamers. People who laugh and roll their eyes when they hear someone scream the name “Leroy Jenkins,” and people who shrug in indifference.
 

Muslim anti-Semitism

Obama Campaign Team Arrives in Israel to Defeat Netanyahu in March Elections
 State Department-Funded Group Bankrolling Anti-Bibi Campaign
This President’s Anti-Semitism is Catching On
 Obama’s Top Election Aide Now Working To Defeat Netanyahu


Auschwitz Anniversary

Slow Day Snow Day

All Men Except Bill Clinton

Clinton Cosby caption contest

Hail Satan

Psychology and climate science are cults worshiped by the left and legitimized by religious media just like Scientology and the Westboro Baptist cousin-humping Obama voters.  The result is modern day tyranny spread though technocratic theocracy.  

With this I understand the Beast roaring inside.  When I slice open this rotting fleshbag the Anti-Christ will emerge.  Consuming virgin blood on its hands as a catalyst with the strychnine coursing through its body metastasizing into its final form ready to ascend the throne and lead humanity to its ultimate destiny.  May God have mercy on your soul.

Too Good For You

Couples to Have Sex on Air in New Series


'American Sniper': Intolerance Burns Inside the Left Like a Poison

I really hope this culture war is over before Hollywood complies with Sharia Law and develops a reality show where infidels are sodomized by Muslims in a dark room...

Political Paranoia

Obama's New Psychiatric Diagnosis Targets “Internet Users" and "Internet Conspiracy Theorists” for Gun Ineligibility
 

Piss Off Femnazis!

Snipe Hunting

Pork And Beans

What a way to ditch Netanyahu

The real death of shame

 Chris Mooney, WaPo Publish Intentions To Modify America’s Behavior

The Plot Thickens

Adam Baldwin’s Upcoming Appearance at Supanova Pop Culture Expo Incites Controversy

Keep the Change

Bro I got an idea. You remember that guy Snakes?  He's not even a vet and he says more cops need their asses kicked.  Yeah I know he's an asshole so we'll put him in the trunk. So we take him and we go up to DC and we'll have a little protest of our own. Jackasses on the Potomac. Bro we'll be awesome!

Beating Strawman

Bryant Gumbel: 'Pigs' at NRA 'Don't Care About Human Life'

Down with Democracy!

Weep on liberals, wonder through the streets lost gone deaf from micro-aggressive fascism. Run and hide under the bed and wish the Jews were dead so the haters would go away. Pray conservatives are silenced before Islam rises...
 
The Abolition of Private Life
 
Shannon Grove speaks out against Assisted Suicide bill
“All human beings are valuable to God and the Constitution mandates the state protect and preserve innocent life. Suicide should never be used as a legitimate way to end human suffering.”

What Liberals Deserve

Down in a Hole

#CNNgameshowpitches

 

Lyrical Compromise

We a Long Way from Even Barack

Sexual Assault Myths: Part 1

Open Defiance

I typo a lot and I don't care when other people do.  That just shows you care about what you're talking about and sometimes your brain gets ahead of your mouth.  Raw courage is still more productive than even-handed mind-numbing rhetoric.

I laugh as easily at soldiers crying as easily as I laugh at bums sobbing at the bus stop.  In clarification I do not.  Liberals who have no default compassion will automatically assume I ask for a more convenient victim to rape.  Liberals have no distinction and seek to project their will on the rest of us.  Therefore, hang the king.

Arise Chicano

No one cares about the State of the Union address

Biden Arrives Early To Set Up State Of The Union Fog Machine

Who Invited the Jackasses!

Islamic Opening Prayer to Allah in the House of Reps
JESUS CHRIST SAYS YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS SERIOUS

SWAT-ting

 Oklahoma man at center of police shooting said he never made 911 call that led to raid

Dallas Horton, 29, of Sentinel, blasted Police Chief Louis Ross three times in the chest and once in the arm as Ross and his team swept through Horton's home early last Thursday. Ross survived thanks to his bullet-proof vest. But Horton, whom Sentinel's mayor described as a gun enthusiast and neighbors told reporters is a survivalist, is not facing any charges because an investigation by state police revealed he wasn't behind the threat and he did not know he was shooting at cops.

Horton reportedly posted a string of controversial messages to his Facebook account shortly before the 911 call was made -- including one comparing the U.S. to Nazi Germany and posts about the terrorist group ISIS. His Facebook page has since been deactivated.
It's not clear whether OSBI is investigating the possibility Horton was a victim of "SWAT-ting," a hoax in which an anonymous prankster falsely reports a crime -- often times a violent one -- at an unsuspecting person's home, prompting a police team to respond to the location believing a dangerous situation is at hand.

Vox Get Me Out of this Hole

Obama's tech team hopes to make this the most interactive State of the Union ever
  Announcing our "river of content"
 

Let's Break Some Shit

Who Wants to Remember Bill Cosby's Multiple Sex-Assault Accusations?

Cartoonsplaining

Breaking - The home of local thespian Wil Wheaton who played Wesley Crusher in "Star Trek: The Next Generation" was broken into late last night by a prowler whose identity is currently undisclosed.

"I don't know how he got in," Wheaton explained, "He was dressed all in black and wore a mask.  He stood at the foot of the bed reading these weird tweets from twitter, I guess."

Police say a cell phone was recovered at the scene with the Twitter app open to reveal a satirical hashtag #spacescreech.  Among many offensive tweets include, "When Wil Weaton fucks the NRA the terrorists win." and "Zounds! Herein Wils of Wheaton fucketh doth the NRA!"

Wheaton also commented "There was something about his voice, he left a strong impression of Patrick Stewart," Wheaton's Star Trek co-star.

 Wheaton's dogs then attacked the man and knocked him to the floor. "We have three pit bulls who are fiercely loyal to a fault."  As the dogs tore into the man's flesh Wheaton recalls "He struggled to look into my eyes and told me 'Why can't you shut up?' I don't even know what the hell he's talking about." 

Wheaton then pulled a gun from his nightstand and executed the intruder with a bullet to the head.  "I had to put an end to the madness.  There was no other way.  I am willing to stand before my creator and answer for every one of my actions."  Wheaton then ended the interview with a quote, "Anybody fuck with Snoop Doggy Dogg I'ma make these niggas put his name on the wall."

The investigation is still ongoing.

Related -
Micheal Moore Accuses Wil Wheaton of Abandoning his NRA-fucking Principals
Star Trek actor Patrick Stewart found missing
Wil Wheaton's new book "Respectfully, No I Will Not Shut Up"

The Limelight Beacons

Boycott Seth Rogen immediately for what he just said about “American Sniper” and Nazis

When are liberals going to learn in order to kill Jews you have to come out of the shadows! 

The NRA is Not Fucked

I fuck the NRA.

I am irredeemable, a seething insufferable savage child insatiably starstruck.  I'm the mad dog they should have put down a long time ago.  Yet authority is constrained.  Maybe that is why you seek legal totality.  I bet the sight of an uncovered RPG-7 makes your anus swell with anticipation, pregnant with thoughts of social justice. 

But who am I to challenge your imposition of white privilege on the internet?  Take a trip though time and let the wisdom of feudal societies throughout the ages flow through you.  Now upon your return let it be known thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch.

Yet with your indiscretion of who's face you wish to stick your birthright you clearly won't miss it. Now address your flock and entitle those who will not submit to my offense.

Boogie Instead

Don't click this link, why give Micheal Moore revenue when he ain't fit for human consumption and you can watch Boogie2988 instead?

Hell's Playground

American troops battle ISIS for first time as they see off attempted attack by militants on Iraqi base
ISIS runs off like a scalded dog when confronted by our military.  But you don't want come here and fuck with the American People, we don't have no rules of engagement...

Lives Worth Saving!

Florida Man radicalizing victims from the methadone clinic?
NOES it's much worse...heartbreaking...

Seen It

ISIS Plans On Killing ‘Hundreds of Millions’ in ‘Religious Cleansing’

So that's what that movie was about.  
Pardon me do you have a moment to talk about what's great about Islam? 
Let the healing begin.  What a perfect way to encourage the mending of generations.  
Allowing militant Islam the opportunity to operate without sanction by making voting-age hipsters shrug, meh. 

Break Yo Self Fool

Color of Change’s ‘lynching map’ incites hatred

Next Time: Jeff Jarrett

Kerry Offers France Hugs, Serenade to ‘You’ve Got a Friend’ after Paris No-Show

Hands Up Don't Shoot

The Myth Behind Defensive Gun Ownership

God Does Not Lie

Breaking - Local Supercuts on high terrorist alert today as Florida Man comes in for a haircut.  Sheriff Deputy Buford Black was available for comment.

"Freedom, it like a time bomb.  You never know when you have to be in a hurry.  You could be in an alley somewhere and then it time to pack up the shit."

Halleluiah he speak truth!   When asked about the suspect Buford had this to say.

"He be snacking on a a large fry listening to Rush Limbaugh on his white headphones."

Oh damn.

"Do he know what it is to be a black man in a white world?  Do he really?"

God Damn America!

"He beholden to increasingly unnatural behavior also evident by his hairstyle, that he don't mind no gay man touching his head."

Preach Buford!

 

Just Go

Justice for Beanie

Space Screech

Wil Wheaton is cursing mad that Ted Cruz will oversee NASA
 TPM’s Ted Cruz scoop met with zero shockery, whole lotta mockery
Ted Cruz to Oversee Obama-Gutted NASA

That Time The Stupidsphere Showed Up

The Stupidsphere is actually Inception, a private little war on cops which now guides the country.
 
It's a three step process in my opinion, to restore Constitutional law.
1. Hang the king
2. Behead the prophet
3. Ridicule little intellectual elites


What Wesley doesn't understand is in order to foster the next generation of elitism, like Obama's white mother who was notorious for blowing Marxists for magazine pin ups, Wil Wheaton needs to close his communist whoring mouth and learn to take it in the ass like a goat from a warm Russian gulag-proliferated AK-47.

Well that's just mean.  I can feel the offense swelling in you now.  Take up your weapon, strike me down and your journey to avenge the prophet will be complete.

And then we shall have peace...

KISS is Not Afraid

Oh So This is Satire!

Walk the Plank...

Boehner's bartender planned to poison him

Twerking the Bunny

Censorship

White House: Obama will fight media to stop anti-jihad articles

Why should I be inconvenienced by a sniveling bureaucrat who thinks I want to murder Muslims? Would it speed up his narrative if I broke a Mexican's nose and give him a promotion to the next pay grade? Will I be shot the next time I get a coke because soda is a surgery soft drink? Dumbshit communists probably think I'm asking for their permission to die. Behead those who question authority!

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Cop Killer

‪#‎JeSuisCharlie‬

Chuckie Awaits

You can say the white people are racist homosexuals but if you say Mexicans like tacos the Filipinos will shoot you, they don't care!

Hunt You Down Without Mercy

There will come a day Islam fears
 Where there is nowhere to hide
When the pace will quicken
And luck runs out...

Quedarse en Casa

Uncle Joe