Operation Chaos Continues!

Rush: At any rate, yeah, beavers are monogamous, wolves are monogamous, and some bats. "Social monogamy is a term referring to creatures that pair up to mate and raise offspring but still have flings. Sexually monogamous pairs mate with only with one partner. So a cheating husband who detours for a romantic romp yet returns home in time to tuck in the kids at night would be considered socially monogamous."

Well-l-l! Fabulous! We're redefining the terms here. Does this kind of story ever happen when some Republican minister is discovered to be flitting around with a man or woman? Does this kind of story ever happen? Do we ever get one of these, say, after Bob Livingston says that he's not going to accept a speakership because he had an affair? Do we ever get stories like this saying, "Fine! As long as he got home to tuck in the kids, there's no problem. He's still monogamous."

No, my friends, we don't get those kinds of stories. It's only after these Democrats get involved. Snerdley, do you realize the great thing this thing has been for manhood, this story? I can print it out again. This story has lifelong application for all of us guys, thanks to Eliot Spitzer and David Paterson.

Just keep a copy of this story in your pocket, go out there to a prostitute or whatever. Go out there and do whatever, and then when you're called on it, say, "No, no, no! Look, science says I'm still monogamous, and science says that global warming is happening, and you believe that, Honey." (laughter) This is more fun than a human being should be allowed to have.