Breaking - Local Supercuts on high terrorist alert today as Florida Man comes in for a haircut. Sheriff Deputy Buford Black was available for comment.
"Freedom, it like a time bomb. You never know when you have to be in a hurry. You could be in an alley somewhere and then it time to pack up the shit."
Halleluiah he speak truth! When asked about the suspect Buford had this to say.
"He be snacking on a a large fry listening to Rush Limbaugh on his white headphones."
Oh damn.
"Do he know what it is to be a black man in a white world? Do he really?"
God Damn America!
"He beholden to increasingly unnatural behavior also evident by his hairstyle, that he don't mind no gay man touching his head."
Preach Buford!
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