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Paterson

Drops Out of Governor Race
Gov. David A. Paterson ended his campaign for election on Friday amid crumbling support from his party and an uproar over his administration’s intervention in a domestic violence case involving a close aide.

Smug Off Thursday

WASHINGTON – Cue the cameras. President Barack Obama and his Republican arch foes will argue their case on health care overhaul at a bipartisan summit expected to stretch out for a solid six hours on live, daytime television Thursday for millions of Americans.



Suicide Tuesday
Stafford Hospital caused ‘unimaginable suffering’
Failing hospital says no one's to blame
Wards were left bloody, discarded needles;
Sick drink water from flower vases...
Obama Rejects Attackers' Cries of 'Socialism'

Keep the Change

Lefty smear merchant Max Blumenthal dropped a hit piece on O’Keefe at Salon a few weeks ago alleging that he had helped plan some sort of white-supremacist conference in 2006.



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typical

Teen says school spied on him at home via school-issued laptop
A Pennsylvania high-schooler has accused school officials of spying on him at home by remotely activating his laptop webcam. The case has sparked a new flurry of attention to the legal and ethical issues swirling around technology and education.

Michelle Obama on Fox News

Wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun!

Wooooooooooooooooo!


What?


Two words for ya

zounds!

What he said only applied here:

Evan Bayh to Retire

WASHINGTON – Sen. Evan Bayh, a centrist Democrat from Indiana, is ready to announce he won't seek a third term in Congress, giving Republicans a chance to pick up a Senate seat.

sucking wound

Climategate U-turn as scientist at centre of row admits:
There has been no global warming since 1995



The Protocols of the Elders of CTHULHU

He Done Deaner Good

Hopefully Sarah Palin would bury Ahmadinejad but aw damn, here is salvation! Lopez is the man who can bring peace to the middle east and placate the unwashed masses with his brand of ethnic humor and carnal pride.

Hillary to Build Case for Iran Sanctions on Gulf Tour
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton departed Saturday for Qatar and Saudi Arabia to build the U.S. case for tougher sanctions over Iran's nuclear plans in meetings with key Arab and Muslim leaders.



At least dey chicano sexy enough to leave dey house

Van Jones' Profound New Gig

Yeah right
Not profound enough

Let this Week BEGONE!

HARRIS: So the President is wrong on this one?

SIMONS: The President [is] wrong on this one.

HARRIS: Pants on fire.

Take it away general...

yuh quit

ugh

Limbaugh and Palin Trying To 'Kill Us All'
Antique Dealer Sick Of Appraising Smurf Collections
Screenwriter Says ‘Avatar’ Is ‘Anti-American and Anti-Military’


Moderate Republicans Crash Tea Party


Biden Takes Credit for Liberated Iraq
Time for Obama to go 'gangsta' on GOP


Tea Party candidate in Texas a 9/11 truther


Iran is now a 'nuclear state' says
Ahmadinejad as thousands take to the streets

The Bible Isn't Boring Like Avatar

A Nightmarish Vision of Hell (?)


DeMint Slams Gore and 'Warming' Hitting D.C.
More Errors Found in Climate Change Reports
Washington's New Four-Letter Word


Federal Shutdown Buys A Lot of Obama Initiatives

snappy

Feb. 10 (Bloomberg) -- President Barack Obama said he doesn’t “begrudge” the $17 million bonus awarded to JPMorgan Chase & Co. Chief Executive Officer Jamie Dimon or the $9 million issued to Goldman Sachs Group Inc. CEO Lloyd Blankfein, noting that some athletes take home more pay.



Obama Says Bipartisanship, But What He Wants Is GOP Surrender

Disasterpiece

WASHINGTON, Feb 9 (Reuters) - A jobs-creation bill that could pass the Senate this week would delay a scheduled 20 percent reduction in doctor payments under the Medicare health-insurance program, according to a copy of the text obtained by Reuters.

Any Excuse to Start a Fight

Moscow says U.S. missile shield aimed at Russia
Marines Wait in the Cold for Afghan Offensive


Christian speech targeted as 'hate'
Iran anniversary 'punch' will stun West: Khamenei
Obama's Health Care Summit: Just for Show?


Murtha Enraged Many with Attacks on Haditha Marines
WH: Some Critics 'Serving the Goals of al Qaeda'
Qaeda leader calls for attacks on US interests


Dow Ends Around 9,900
A howling good time in Gotham
Colbert: "Sarah Palin Is A F--king Retard" (VIDEO)
He Messed With the Wrong Flight Attendant


McCain's Double Standard On 'Retarded' (VIDEO)

So Be It

Mark Halperin Disparages Tea Party as Impotent; Smears Palin's 'Anti-Intellectual Drivel' as 'Anti-American'

"Those who celebrate Sarah Palin's lack of knowledge as a form of “authenticity” superior to Barack Obama's gloriously American mongrel ethnicity and self-made intellectuality are representatives of a long-standing American theme – the celebration of sameness, and mediocrity, in a country that has succeeded brilliantly because of its diversity and restlessly eccentric genius. Happily, it has almost always been a losing theme. And, indeed, in the truest sense, it can be called anti-American."



“still not big enough or specific enough to do anything but criticize Obama, criticize the government”
"She wrote 6 words on her hand and it is being treated like a national scandal"
“Hi Mom!”



Palin says US ‘ready for another revolution’

Obama Said 'Kill the Meek'

Tea party's success only measured by reclaiming nation's cultural institutions WND founder Joseph Farah shared his long-term strategy for reclaiming the nation with tea partiers last night – explaining election wins are only half the battle and a true, lasting revolution would mean taking over cultural institutions such as the press, entertainment business, schools, universities and churches.



'Government wants to be your one and only god'


looking for souls to consume

doggydoggydawg

Haiti's voodoo priests object to mass burials
Haiti's Voodoo leader claims followers denied aid by Christians
Baptists' descent from Idaho to the hell of a Haitian prison
Greater coordination urged for Int'l aid efforts in Haiti

UNITED NATIONS, Feb. 6 (Xinhua) -- The choice by UN Secretary- General Ban Ki-moon of former U.S. President Bill Clinton to serve as chief coordinator for relief and rebuilding of earthquake- devastated Haiti seems as natural a fit as possible.

Rape on the rise in Haiti's camps
Girls as young as 12 have been attacked as sexual violence plagues the quake's survivors

lordy

BIGGEST DC SNOW SINCE 1922
AND IT'S STILL COMING DOWN


The great global warming collapse


Sen. Kit Bond makes Robert Gibbs cry


What Time Does The Super Bowl Start

Stacking it High Enough to Fail

'I'm Not Saying Your Mother's a Whore'
"He's not Magneto—Khalid Sheikh Muhammad isn't going to sprout wings and fly out and start shooting buildings with lasers."

Magneto threw flaming cars at US troops in X-Men 3 like he had an army of suicide bombers up his sleeve, how's that for an analogy? Here, Jon Stewart can even have an awesome theme song to go with that line:


Ratings show only a lacky percentage of viewers allow Jon Stewart into their homes because KSM really is an influential terrorist leader. Also nobody wants their house burned down with liberal talking points. Stewart's arguments only make the impending terror trials more explosive by sabotaging presumption of innocence with media hype. But on the topic of Fox News edits, why is a crude arguement worth hearing unless the speaker is punched in the gut just for saying it?

Jon Stewart Cites NewsBusters Headline, Doesn't Like Word 'Rips'
Well Pyro Leibowitz igniting the fires of tyranny. How's that context for a self-loathing super villain identity like Jon Stewart?


Jon Stewart's View Of Fox News 'Nuttier Than Squirrel Poop'

First Couple's Lack of Context

Obama Concedes Healthcare Overhaul May Be Shelved Until November Elections
Did Michelle Obama Send the Wrong Message With Obesity Comments?
Yale Gets $3.9-Million Federal Grant to Develop ‘Avatar’ Video Game to Teach ‘Sex, Drug and Alcohol Negotiation and Refusal Skills’ to 9-to-14 Year Olds
The Simmons campaign continues to hammer Linda McMahon on Eugene videos

Uncomfortable with the favorite words of Democrats?
Shh! Don't tell anyone about next week's media tweak.


"[She] can run from her WWE past, whose mega-profits are underwriting her $50 million campaign -- but she can't hide."

JT's Revenge

Prayers for Jim Treacher
Any hit and run is illegal, and serious injury moves it up to a felony in most jurisdictions. The police will have to investigate to see who owned the vehicle, and Jim may get his apology — and the driver a big legal bill and possibly some jail time. Hopefully, we’ll get a better picture of who hit Jim and why in the very near future.

Evolutionary Booking

It’s about to become an issue in the Connecticut GOP Senate primary.
One of the two candidates, Linda McMahon, was the former CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment — and it turns out that there was a mentally handicapped WWE wrestling character who was savagely beaten in a steel cage and worse. And in light of the flap over Rahm, I’m told that McMahon’s opponent, Rob Simmons, is going to demand that she account for it.

That's Rob Simmons who resembles the most conservative candidate electable, not Ron Simmons.

Come to Butthead

Sen.-elect Brown demands to be seated

Yanee dah poo noo

SEIU fatcats behind First Lady’s anti-obesity campaign
Behind every seemingly good deed in the Obama White House, there’s a deep-pocketed, left-wing special interest. Take First Lady Michelle Obama’s crusade against childhood obesity. Who really benefits from the ostensible push for improved nutrition in the schools? Think purple – as in the purple-shirted army of the Service Employees International Union.



Kerry: Overturn High Court's Campaign Finance Ruling


NYT Lauds Obama Lobbyist Regulations, Ignores Numerous Lobbyists in Top Admin Posts

Angle Lock

First, let’s just mull over the accusation that Hot Air publishes sophistry from the man who called Scott Brown “racist” and “homophobic” and declared pickup trucks “racist.”



Yay! CPAC Blogger of the Year

Fatcats Revolt

Intent on Dismantling American Capitalism
Lawmakers Take Issue With Obama's Las Vegas Remark
TARP Funds Aren't Obama's 'Piggy Bank'
New Yorkers Unite Against Terrorism Trials
Making Stimulus Permanent Would be Like Turning a 'Pet Gecko' into 'Godzilla'
City still waiting for reimbursement from Obama's 2008 visit
Obama seeks money for nuclear weapons work
This Time Obama Bows to Tampa's Mayor




President Obama is scheduled to visit Las Vegas this month.
"When times are tough, you tighten your belts," the president said. "You don't go buying a boat when you can barely pay your mortgage. You don't blow a bunch of cash on Vegas when you're trying to save for college."

Another ugly fake ad brought to you by the fed to discourage conservative bloggers:

'We Can Do Without A Number of Federal Agencies'

MicroSoft National Broadcasting Cylons

'Media Matters After a Few Drinks'

Alinsky’s #4

Palin Wants Rahm Fired

Thank you, Sarah Palin. It’s about time we use Alinsy’s rules against them and hold them up to their own “rules.” Alinsky’s fourth rule? Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules.

Right wing dictionary: Radical lesbian communist bitch, n. = assertive woman.

any film genre needs a critic

ROFLMAO

Neo-Pagans Get Worship Circle at Air Force Academy
Witches, Druids and pagans rejoice! The Air Force Academy in Colorado is about to recognize its first Wiccan prayer circle, a Stonehenge on the Rockies that will serve as an outdoor place of worship for the academy's neo-pagans.