Saturday, February 6, 2010

Stacking it High Enough to Fail

'I'm Not Saying Your Mother's a Whore'
"He's not Magneto—Khalid Sheikh Muhammad isn't going to sprout wings and fly out and start shooting buildings with lasers."

Magneto threw flaming cars at US troops in X-Men 3 like he had an army of suicide bombers up his sleeve, how's that for an analogy? Here, Jon Stewart can even have an awesome theme song to go with that line:


Ratings show only a lacky percentage of viewers allow Jon Stewart into their homes because KSM really is an influential terrorist leader. Also nobody wants their house burned down with liberal talking points. Stewart's arguments only make the impending terror trials more explosive by sabotaging presumption of innocence with media hype. But on the topic of Fox News edits, why is a crude arguement worth hearing unless the speaker is punched in the gut just for saying it?

Jon Stewart Cites NewsBusters Headline, Doesn't Like Word 'Rips'
Well Pyro Leibowitz igniting the fires of tyranny. How's that context for a self-loathing super villain identity like Jon Stewart?



Jon Stewart's View Of Fox News 'Nuttier Than Squirrel Poop'

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